Happy New Year

Party to the Max!

Hittin' the Sauce

From the kitchen to the bedroom... so juicy!

F P Maxworth

"Max has a structured settlement, but he needs cash now."

Melodious Max

Max warms up his fans' hearts & holidays

by singing for Fratpad Idol.

(12/23 archive)

Once in a Blue Moon

Max & Jayden were kind enough to log in
during Christmas for a beer and a chat.

A Get Well Wish for Max's Dad

Max, sorry to hear your Dad is experiencing health challenges,

but I'm sure Nurse Naughty will make him all better quickly.

Keep him in your prayers, gang.

A Country Christmas Dance

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Merry Christmas to All

Max's Stocking

Look what Santa's bringing Max for Christmas!

We Three Kings

The Magic of Max

(Watch him perform slight of hand in his 12/22 archive.)

Taking the Plunge

Max is:

• trying to extract a lost marble
• putting a hickey on his hip
• birthing a butt baby
• confused about being a power bottom
• inventing the booty pump

Santa's Little Helper

Max brightens up any bedroom!

Unhappy Santa

Santa Max is less than thrilled with his freezing cam.

Bidet and the Beast

God loves a clean poopie hole.

Hollister Hottie.

Max's first modeling composite

Payne's Last Day

Max & Payne reminisce during his final show.

Wood...pecker

Max demonstrates his lumberjack skills.

Animal Magnetism

No beauty can resist!

Forever Max

One Guy Naked from the Hat Down

Ultimate Farting Champion

(thanks for the idea, NotTheTop)

Horny Heritage

Max dreams of his Viking past.

dUMB hAPPENs!

FINAL WEEK!
Catch their antics before Payne
leaves for Kristm... Chriss... the winter.

Max Looks "Marble-ous!"

To keep from losing his marbles,
Max recruits Payne's help to tuck
them away for safekeeping.

(to see where his secret stash is stored, check his 12/6 archive)

BFFs... with Privileges

You asked for it!
Tickets on sale soon.

Uncanny Resemblance

You be the judge!

A New Day Dawning

A Day of Remembrance

Empty Stocking Blues

Santa needs to know where
you'll be hanging your stocking.

Set Max Free

Come back and hang out with us, Max.

Happy Thanksgiving

Gobble til you wobble!

Max Headroom

There's always room for Max!

Maxy Python's "Lumberjack Song"

"He's a lumberjack and he's okay!"

Hot Stuff

Return of a Classic

Coming soon to the Fratpad Theatre (hopefully)!

Hard Times

It's so hard without you, Max.

Blimey Limey

Either Max is confused about the headgear for British sailors

or he's had his head up his ass!

Max Checks the Schedule

Gettin' late in the fall,

Still no word from Max.

Not even a recent call,

Hope he ain't got the axe.

Max for Season Seven.

Animal Magnetism

Max teaches a hole new meaning of "thumbs up" to Tiglet

One Year Ago Today

Max in "Fiji"

Opening Available

With Grady's sudden departure, I hear there's
an opening at the Fratpad that needs filling.

(hint hint)

Standing Invitation

Best Served Fresh

Ancestral Max

Thanks to Campah for providing the "Ardi" photo

Happy Halloween

coming soon to the Fratpad Cinema

"Somethin' Wrong with Strippin'?"

Escape Back to Cyberspace

Max Makes Merry

Missing Max

I miss looking at you looking at us looking at you looking at...

Start Your Day Right

The Cloning of Max