Wipe Out

Road Trip Hell

Why Max LOVES Coffee

No wonder Max prefers two cups.

The Little Maxmaid

Max has spent so much tme in the pool lately,
Maurice may start calling him "Ariel Maximus!"

Show Me Your Choir

Is "Payne Sylvester" the true reason Max

is saying cheerio for three weeks,

luring him away with promises of a

"cunt"ry music festival?

A maX-rated Movie

It'll scare the pants off you!

Got Bamboo?

Please, Casey... no more panda sex!

Life Imitates Art

Max is well hung in this classic copy of a Flandrin.

Show Me You're Holy

Secretly, Max is going on a mission trip while on vacation.

Mr. Big

Amish Max

Who knew?

Sparticus Maximus

A Man among Men

Melvis

Max pays homage to the King.

(Check out his 6/7/10 archive)

Max Late Night

Moonlight & monitors make a lovely glow.

Ah Carumba!

Go for the Gold!

Candy Is Dandy...

... but sex won't rot your teeth!

Save a Horse...

...ride a cowbow!

Haunting Maximus

Rising to New Heights

Max hangs his star.

(We already know how well he shoots a moon!)

Congrats Max!

Biggest Heart

Most Comical

Best Use of Music

Most Lovable Loudmouth
Maid's Worst Nightmare

Showmanship

+ 9 Place finishes